The horn in the middle

We say "toot" at our house in an attempt to curb the inevitable "fart" related talk we will experience throughout childhood. It got me thinking about horns tooting, and I thought this was a funny situation to be in. Tooting in an elevator is the worst social situation, but at least if there are more than 2 people you can play it off like it wasn't you. If you are with me, then you can reasonably assume... it was me.